
About Us
We’re a one-of-a-kind floating snack bar anchored in Kings Bay, Crystal River — serving hot dogs & ice cream sandwiches right off our pontoon. It’s a paradise for grown-ups who like to get wet, tie up, and enjoy a little wiener action under the sun. Whether you pull up in your boat, paddle over in your kayak, or drift by on a float, we’ll make sure your buns are satisfied. Come chill with the manatees, sip something cold, and see why folks say there’s nothing quite like getting your wiener and cream on in Crystal River.
Menu
The Big Willie
Our thick, all-beef frank stuffed in a soft toasted bun — grab it with both hands and enjoy.
The Sloppy Dockhand
Loaded so full it’s guaranteed to drip. Grab some napkins, because it’s gonna be a wild, messy ride.
Cream Stick
Hard, cold, and begging for your tongue. Suck it slow, swallow fast — either way, you’ll be licking up every last drip.
Push It Pop
Slowly rising as you work it — keep pushing till the creamy goodness spills over your lips. The harder you squeeze, the messier it gets.
The Pontoon Pounder
Big, hot, and bursting with flavor. Meant to be taken slow... or all at once. Your mouth decides.
Frosty Wood
Thick chocolate shell with a creamy center — wrap those lips around it before it melts all over your chin.
Dockside Double
Two juicy franks stacked in one bun. Double the meat, double the pleasure. Bring a friend... or keep both for yourself.
The Chilly Willy
It’s stiff, it’s cold, and it’ll leave your mouth a sticky mess. Come get your hands on this frozen delight.
Find Us
Float your buns over — we’re usually anchored just outside 3 Sisters Spring in Kings Bay, Crystal River. Easy tie-up for boats, kayaks, or even lazy floats. Come grab a wiener, cool off with a cream stick, and watch the manatees roll by.
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Book Us
Hosting a spring party or event? Let us float by! Drop us a line below.
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